Wav Downloads


All the wavs on this page are free for download! If you have
any cool Wavs that you don't see up here send them to me.
If I like them I'll post them up here.I'll also be putting
up miscellaneous links that I like but they didn't
fit on any other pages, and a joke every now and then.



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Remember all those stories you read in highschool/junior high. You know, like Jabberwocky, the Raven, and the Pit and the Pendulum, well here some of them are and the narration is very cool!

the Pit and
the Pendulum part.1

the Pit... part 2

the Pit...part3
Jabberwocky
Telltale Heart part1

Telltale part2

Telltale part3
Here's a few gun sounds and motorcycle wavs. I'll be adding more and more as I get them, including songs and anything else I think would be cool.

Minigun Wav
M60 Wav
44MAG Wav
357MAG Wav
9MM Wav
Harley
Motorcycle driving by
Harley revving
Harley2

Here's a few wavs from the movie Full Metal Jacket.
FMJ-Hell I like you...
FMJ-numb nuts
FMJ-you are pukes....
FMJ-you're so ugly...
FMJ-what the mother....
FMJ-private cowboy


Blonde verses Lawyer

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.


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This page last updated on 01-01-05